Dear fellow readers who collect pictures of sexy men and put them on your computer in a folder labelled Tuna Casserole recipes, and also those of you who don’t. Did you know I’m awesome at Texas Hold ’em? “Why aren’t you rich then?” you ask. First, I have no poker face. Seriously, the minute I have the potential for a winning hand, my knees start to shake, my hands start to perspirate, my voice starts to break, my feet start to aspirate (it’s really perspirate, but I’ve taken poetic licence with the lyrics). Back to my unrealized dream of being a world-renowned Texas Hold ’em player and all the booze, men and fame that goes along with that. Unlike Mack Welling (see what I did there? No? Guess you’ll have to read Wild Card ), I’m an open book when I’m excited, which is a lot of the time – not just when I’m playing poker. I’ve played online poker, which is where I discovered my Rainman genius (just kidding, I’m not Rainman, although I can do simple math in my head as long as I can see my fingers and toes), but I still get overstimulated, and not in a “please don’t stop” way. When things aren’t going my way, I sometimes melt down like a nuclear reactor in Nikita Slater’s Sanctuary on Fire (I don’t think that was a spoiler). Long story short, that’s why I write books. […]
Greetings my very Patient Friends, It’s been a long two months and I really should have blogged before, but if you read my last blog, you know I misplaced my sense of humour. I couldn’t find it anywhere for a while. But then I watched some cool vintage porn and fuck if I didn’t find it under the remote control. […]
And in more than one way! Why am writing this blog? No really. People keep asking (That’s not true. Only me. I keep asking). I could write about serious issues like the environment or world peace, but I prefer sex. After all, if we were all fucking and minding our own business, there’d be a whole lot fewer issues. Me, […]
Hello you awesome people! I’m having such a great month! My editor has my draft of Basic Instinct (Shifters of Darkness Falls Book 1) in her hot little hands! AND Safeword (After Dark Series collaboration with Nikita Slater) is available and sitting on the virtual bookshelf! All of you who have pre-ordered should now have the book in your hot […]
Hello fabulous people! First, you should know I’ve had too much caffeine today. This is my second blog post. See my first over there (I can’t find an arrow; click on the picture) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also, I’m madly working on my next book called Basic Instinct, Book 1 in the Shifters of Darkness Falls, my new series. I wrote 8552 words […]
Dear Fellow stalkers! I have some exciting news to share – besides the Shattered release (more on that below). I’m stalking someone! I know! I didn’t think I had it in me either. I mean in my late teens/early 20s I thought every male with a penis was worthy of my attention. All a guy had to say to me […]
Happy New Year! Let’s start the new year on a grand fucking note! Just had to say it. On the stroke of midnight 2019, I will no longer hide behind my sensibilities (not that I did all that much before 2019). When the urge to say ‘fuck’ arises, I’m going to give into it. It’s going to be grand year […]
Hard Lessons, My Interview with Mr. Mafia himself and on becoming an International Best -Selling Author!
Hello my fellow lovers of all things big, long and hard! October has been a wild month, but in such a great way! Hard Lessons (Running with the Devil Book 5) is still in pre-sale mode for $0.99. Grab your copy now, while it’s on sale. The price will go up on October 25th, which is official release day (I’m […]
Hello fellow lovers of hot sex (in and out of romance novels), Let’s talk about words that start with O! Like October. Oh, and Orgasm. It’s double Os. Now we know where ‘Oh Oh’ came from, as in “Oh, Oh, please don’t stop!” I love October! It’s my favourite month of the year because on the west coast of Canada, […]
Women are good for one thing and when he’s done, he wants them gone. Except her, his captive. It’s not good. Love might just get him killed!