Greetings my very Patient Friends, It’s been a long two months and I really should have blogged before, but if you read my last blog, you know I misplaced my sense of humour. I couldn’t find it anywhere for a while. But then I watched some cool vintage porn and fuck if I didn’t find it under the remote control. […]
And in more than one way! Why am writing this blog? No really. People keep asking (That’s not true. Only me. I keep asking). I could write about serious issues like the environment or world peace, but I prefer sex. After all, if we were all fucking and minding our own business, there’d be a whole lot fewer issues. Me, […]
Dear fellow voracious readers of dark romance! Last Saturday I vacuumed my house completely naked! Yes! I’m not lying! It was a revenge naked-vacuum. I was getting back at my partner who deems his golfing buddies more important than me on Saturday mornings. I don’t always vacuum naked on Saturday mornings. Sometimes I clean the tub naked or dust. I […]
