Dear masked marauders and everyone else these days! At the risk of sounding too over-the-top, there is one advantage of wearing masks (aside from… you know… preventing the spread of Cov-id). You can tell if your fresh and minty breath is actually fresh and minty. It works like this: Mr. Quinn: I’m horny. Jasmin: About […]Read more "100 million-year-old sperm, sexy produce, and a whole lot of news!"
It’s all fun and games until the scissors slip and someone gets circumcised!Read more "Circumcision, blowies, and how grandma almost died."
To all the people I’ve deceived, which is everyone who thinks I’m nice. On the outside, sure, but on the inside I’m a roiling, seething mess of fury and curses, thirsting for vengeance and sour gummy bears. I’m lying again, except about the curses. I’m generally laid back with a totally cool vibe. Fuck, more […]Read more "Lies, half-truths, and Interviewing Mr. Master!"
Hello from the Desk of Jasmin, I know what you’re thinking. The fuck is wrong with Jasmin, coming up with a shit greeting like that? Well, for starters, I’m blocked and not in that constipated way that uses up more toilet paper than is wise right now. I’m writing Book 11 of my Running with […]Read more "Everything’s Baller, especially Bijou Hunter!"
Dear everyone I’ve loved before, and now, and also in the future. And the rest of you too! There is so much happening in the world right now that it makes me want to focus on the little things, like how Greek yogurt tastes with a splash of maple syrup, and my tablet full of […]Read more "Being Kind, Being Green, & Being Nikita Slater!"
Hello, my little piece of the world! What an amazing concept. Think about it. We all have a little piece of the world that includes those around us. My world includes you (wonderful readers), my family, my friends, my condo and I think I can expand beyond that to everywhere I go. My city, my […]Read more "The Wolves are Back in Town and so am I!"
Dear Lovers of each other and also of me, and also of Annabel Joseph! Happy Valentine’s Day! Mr. Quinn and I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day. We don’t have to. Everyday is Valentine’s Day with us (not really – we lack the gene that makes us romantic, which oddly, also makes us romantically compatible). How can […]Read more "Love, Hearts & Annabel Joseph!"
Happy January to Everyone (even Facebook)! Don’t you just love 2020! How could you not? We’ve all survived 20 years past the year 2000, in which the world was set to self-destruct. See how resilient we are? We also made it through the dreadful Mayan crisis of December 21, 2012. There were several thoughts on […]Read more "Let’s start 2020 off right! Ms. DD Prince is in the House!"
Dear Holiday Revellers and Readers with really great taste! HO! HO! OH! Season’s Greetings! This month, I got a letter from my Secret Santa (Mr. Quinn, because we’re the only two that participate in our secret Santa exchange), explaining that I was on the naughty list. So I sent him a list of naughty things […]Read more "The Big O, the Little o, and Ho HO oh!"
Hello to those of you who have great taste in Romance Books and anyone else reading my blog! It’s another marvelous day in British Columbia! First, I had cake for breakfast. I don’t always have cake for breakfast, but when I do, I have a lot of cake. Second, my car is getting serviced. I’m […]Read more "Fierce Intentions, Prince Albert and Mr. Penis"
Dear fellow readers who collect pictures of sexy men and put them on your computer in a folder labelled Tuna Casserole recipes, and also those of you who don’t. Did you know I’m awesome at Texas Hold ’em? “Why aren’t you rich then?” you ask. First, I have no poker face. Seriously, the minute I […]Read more "Wild Times, Wild Cards and Wild Plans"
Greetings my very Patient Friends, It’s been a long two months and I really should have blogged before, but if you read my last blog, you know I misplaced my sense of humour. I couldn’t find it anywhere for a while. But then I watched some cool vintage porn and fuck if I didn’t find […]Read more "Past Sins, Freebies, Confessions of a Romance Writer, and My First Shifter Interview."
And in more than one way! Why am writing this blog? No really. People keep asking (That’s not true. Only me. I keep asking). I could write about serious issues like the environment or world peace, but I prefer sex. After all, if we were all fucking and minding our own business, there’d be a […]Read more "Who let the wolves out? Me! I did!"
Hello you awesome people! I’m having such a great month! My editor has my draft of Basic Instinct (Shifters of Darkness Falls Book 1) in her hot little hands! AND Safeword (After Dark Series collaboration with Nikita Slater) is available and sitting on the virtual bookshelf! All of you who have pre-ordered should now have […]Read more "Safewords, Facebook & my phone call to the big guy himself."
Hello fabulous people! First, you should know I’ve had too much caffeine today. This is my second blog post. See my first over there (I can’t find an arrow; click on the picture) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also, I’m madly working on my next book called Basic Instinct, Book 1 in the Shifters of Darkness Falls, my new […]Read more "Oh, Those Guilty, Guilty Pleasures!"
Dear Fellow stalkers! I have some exciting news to share – besides the Shattered release (more on that below). I’m stalking someone! I know! I didn’t think I had it in me either. I mean in my late teens/early 20s I thought every male with a penis was worthy of my attention. All a guy […]Read more "Becoming a Stalker, Shattered Release and a Bucketful of News you’re gonna love!"
Hello my friends, stalkers and other people who follow my blog because they might just be as crazy as I am, Today, I’m going to rant. Well, first I’m going to tell you about my upcoming activities. Shattered, Running with the Devil, Book 7, working title (WT) because I can’t decide if this is the […]Read more "“I love Facebook,” said no one ever!"
Happy New Year! Let’s start the new year on a grand fucking note! Just had to say it. On the stroke of midnight 2019, I will no longer hide behind my sensibilities (not that I did all that much before 2019). When the urge to say ‘fuck’ arises, I’m going to give into it. It’s […]Read more "Here Comes Trouble! Here Comes Nikita Slater! Here Comes 2019!"
Dear fellow voracious readers of dark romance! Last Saturday I vacuumed my house completely naked! Yes! I’m not lying! It was a revenge naked-vacuum. I was getting back at my partner who deems his golfing buddies more important than me on Saturday mornings. I don’t always vacuum naked on Saturday mornings. Sometimes I clean the […]Read more "Naughty Secrets, Bad Boys, and Upcoming Trouble"
Hello my fellow lovers of all things big, long and hard! October has been a wild month, but in such a great way! Hard Lessons (Running with the Devil Book 5) is still in pre-sale mode for $0.99. Grab your copy now, while it’s on sale. The price will go up on October 25th, which […]Read more "Hard Lessons, My Interview with Mr. Mafia himself and on becoming an International Best -Selling Author!"
Hello fellow lovers of hot sex (in and out of romance novels), Let’s talk about words that start with O! Like October. Oh, and Orgasm. It’s double Os. Now we know where ‘Oh Oh’ came from, as in “Oh, Oh, please don’t stop!” I love October! It’s my favourite month of the year because on […]Read more "The Big O – The Horror of Our Love Release Party and more Hard Lessons!"
Dear Dark Romance Readers! Guess what my next book is about! If you thought BDSM, you’d be right, but not just that; well mostly that. The book is called Hard Lessons (great name, hey?) and will be released on October 25. What happens when you put Mira, superstar Las Vegas prosecuting attorney, in a court […]Read more "BDSM – Some Hard Lessons!"
Women are good for one thing and when he’s done, he wants them gone. Except her, his captive. It’s not good. Love might just get him killed!Read more "Without Mercy, oh my!"